Hello, Jim. Yes, you. We’re talking to you. You, Jim. This is iam8bit. We know you have been looking for an exclusive premium good tailor-made for you and you alone. We know you have been desperate to find a piece of incredible merchandise that really, truly, uniquely speaks to you. 

Wait no longer, Jim. 

We teamed up with developer Crows Crows Crows to bring you (yes, you) The Button That Says The Name Of The Player Playing The Game. 

Ripped straight from The Stanley Parable itself and brought to life in glorious, tangible form, this innovative and daring collector’s item lights up and says “Jim” with each and every press, providing you, Jim, with the thrill of a lifetime, every time. 

Plus, Jim, 20% of net proceeds will go to 350.org, a charitable organization that works tirelessly to fight climate change. As we know, Jim, you are an inhabitant of the planet Earth, so we know it’s a cause near and dear to your heart. 

Get ready for the thrill of a lifetime, Jim. You’ve earned it. 

20% of net proceeds will be donated to the non-profit charity to fight climate change Browse the collection